Thirteen Colonies
How Thirteen Colonies does in Polandball Go: win rate by division, its typings, the best copies and who owned it first.
Thirteen Colonies is a mythical Fire/Water ball. When you unlock one, one of its two types becomes its primary typing, and it attacks with that. In the Open League, Thirteen Colonies wins 66.3% of its battles. That's 88.1% on attack and 44.4% on defense. It does best in Silver, at 68.8%, and worst in Ethereal, at 50.8%. Copies in battle average 7,194 CP. In Ethereal they average 9,045 CP. Armeniaguy has the strongest copy, at 9,045 CP. Among its strongest copies, the most common item is Shadowscript Brush. It is most often seen holding Shadowscript Brush, Tank Cannon and Sultan's Relic. Its best record is with Tank Cannon, at 80.3%. Its strongest country stat is Economy, at 80, and its weakest is Diplomacy, at 65.
Win rate by tier
| Tier | Attacking | Defending | Win rate |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ethereal | 96.3% | 5.3% | 50.8% |
| Aurora | — | — | — |
| Crystal | 93.6% | 40.0% | 66.8% |
| Diamond | — | — | — |
| Gold | — | — | — |
| Silver | 86.1% | 51.6% | 68.8% |
| Bronze | — | — | — |
Description
Restless colonies on the brink of revolution
Government and tags
- Democracy
Country stats
- Military
- 70 of 100
- Population
- 75 of 100
- Economy
- 80 of 100
- Diplomacy
- 65 of 100
- Soft Power
- 78 of 100
Primary typings
- Thirteen Colonies with Fire primary attacks with Fire.
- Thirteen Colonies with Water primary attacks with Water.
Type chart
Teammates
- Chaos/Nature balls hit Chaos, Energy, Faith, Light and Water hard, which Thirteen Colonies can't, and resist Faith and Water. Items for them: Pure Diamond, Cave Spiders, Strange Rose or Golden Lancer.
- Chaos balls hit Chaos and Faith hard, which Thirteen Colonies can't. Items for them: Bloompetal, Mossball Orb, Seaspike Trophy or Perfect Plunger.
- Chaos/Cosmic balls hit Chaos, Faith, Water and Wind hard, which Thirteen Colonies can't, and resist Water. Items for them: Bloompetal, Mossball Orb, Seaspike Trophy or Perfect Plunger.
Most frequently paired items
| Item | Resonance | Attacking | Defending | Win rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shadowscript Brush | Oil | 95.8% | 22.2% | 59.0% |
| Tank Cannon | Fire | 93.5% | 67.1% | 80.3% |
| Sultan's Relic | Energy | — | — | — |
| Dragon Plush | Fire | — | — | — |
| Cobalt Blade | Metal | — | — | — |
| Inkstained Pages | Oil | — | — | — |
| Polar Slushie | Ice | — | — | — |
| Amphibious staff | Water | — | — | — |
| Radiant Cheese | Mountain | — | — | — |
| Catmug | Water | — | — | — |
Top copies by CP
| # | Player | Tier | CP | Item | Win rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Armeniaguy | Ethereal | 9,045 | Shadowscript Brush | 79.2% |
| 2 | SillyLittleXela | Crystal | 9,045 | Shadowscript Brush | 97.6% |
| 3 | Mangotina | Crystal | 8,645 | Sultan's Relic | 82.8% |
| 4 | Ignacious101 | Crystal | 8,095 | Shadowscript Brush | 85.7% |
| 5 | tonytonychopper | Crystal | 8,045 | Dragon Plush | 81.0% |
| 6 | James_Redstone | Crystal | 7,625 | Inkstained Pages | — |
| 7 | Sealball | Gold | 7,585 | Inkstained Pages | 93.0% |
| 8 | purettsueru | Aurora | 7,285 | Blue-Gem Paintbrush | — |
| 9 | iwishIrish | Crystal | 7,035 | Polar Slushie | — |
| 10 | TorpidEagle7265 | Bronze | 6,295 | Blue-Gem Paintbrush | — |
First owners
- Karbos_4321, January 18, 2026
- TorpidEagle7265, January 19, 2026
- cataleya, January 23, 2026
- Armeniaguy, January 24, 2026
- yakuptv, January 25, 2026
- GamerBruhCB, January 25, 2026
- zurna, January 29, 2026
- SillyLittleXela, February 1, 2026
- Vienna!?, February 5, 2026
- feralcanadian, February 7, 2026
Seen in
- Liberty or Death, from July 4, 2026
Forms
Other Fire/Water balls
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